弈青锋 作品

第699章 大夏走狗!啊不!忠犬!




            
            
            
            
            
                兼职什么的有机会再说,自己还要回去拿高天之王呢,还是要以学业为重的嘛~
                
            



            
            
                这边争的正火热呢,只见苟启挠了挠头,默默举手道:
                
            



            
            
                ฅʕ̢¬﹏¬Ɂ̡“内个…杰哥?你这边火烧的正旺,回头一泼尿把我这边的呲灭了啊?我…我咋整啊?”
                
            



            
            
                “山海境我算是回不去了,否则山海联盟绝对会斩了我的狗头,我想问下,你还有再养一只妖宠的打算么?”
                
            



            
            
                “或者…那个什么猎魔总院缺不缺看门狗啥的啊?吃我可以自己解决,给我盖个狗窝就行…”
                
            



            
            
                此话一出,任杰顿时捂脸,你的要求也太低了点吧?
                
            



            
            
                “养个屁的妖宠?你可是我异父异母异种族的亲兄弟!”
                
            



            
            
                不过苟启的去处的确是个问题,就如同世人对魔契者有偏见一样,对于妖族,同样会有偏见。
                
            



            
            
                然而小虫草却连忙道:
                
            



            
            
                “来我良药铺子任职如何?做我的左膀右臂,代号便叫枸杞,名字都不用改的~”
                
            



            
            
                任杰捂脸:“就他?枸杞不适合他,我感觉他叫“当归”比较合适…”
                
            



            
            
                显然,虫草看出了苟启的潜力,这么个极具威慑力的好手,她可不想放过。
                
            



            
            
                然而苟启却嫌弃道:
                
            



            
            
                “你?还…还是算了吧,估计回头山海联盟就得去找你良药铺子麻烦,我再过去,准没好儿…”
                
            



            
            
                “而且…你的实力也不太行,挨揍挨了一路,就没见你打赢过谁,良犬择主而侍,恕我拒绝你的offer…”
                
            



            
            
                虫草:???
                
            



            
            
                “嘿~你个狗娘养的,反倒是嫌弃上我了?”
                
            



            
            
                “我实力不行?你换一个威境过来,谁能扛住一路暴揍而不死,我跟你姓!”
                
            



            
            
                神特喵我实力不行啊靠,就之前那形势,谁来能行啊?
                
            



            
            
                任杰嘴角首抽,跟苟启姓?叫啥?叫狗尾巴草么?
                
            



            
            
                只听任杰轻咳两声,眸光落在常胜跟唐御守的身上,笑眯眯道:
                
            



            
            
                “两位老哥?觉得我这位兄弟咋样?像不像是当军犬的料?”
                
            



            
            
                唐御守一口老血差点没吐出来,神特喵当军犬啊!
                
            



            
            
                而常胜却来了兴趣,挑眉道:
                
            



            
            
                “你都会啥绝活?”
                
            



            
            
                此刻就连苟启眼神都亮了起来,凯旋军团的名头他是听过的,妖族混不下去了,在大夏混个军犬,搞个编制也行的啊?
                
            



            
            
                “我是职业拆弹专家,肛肠科主任,屎学家,肛之炼金术师,搜寻专家,一身的绝活,除了不会生孩子,样样精通!”
                
            



            
            
                “绝对是行军打仗,看家护院,暖心陪伴,侦查探路的不二之选!”
                
            



            
            
                “如果凯旋军团要我过去做军犬,我发誓,从这一刻起,我就是人族的走狗,啊呸~忠犬!”
                
            



            
            
                “让我掏妖族,我苟启绝不嘴软,我将化作守护大夏的看门之犬,任时光变幻,沧海桑田,日日如此,夜夜皆然!”
                
            



            
            
                说话间身子挺的笔首,朝常胜敬了个标准的军礼。
                
            



            
            
                唐御守一脸愕然:
                
            



            
            
                “没想到啊没想到,你小小年纪,竟然在拆弹技术,医学,历史学,侦查等领域中都有所涉猎,还是炼金术师?是个狗才来的!”
                
            



            
            
                任杰捂脸,神特喵走狗啊,小黑土豆子,你怕不是理解错了什么啊!
                
            



            
            
                只见常胜扭头望向龙玦,毕竟大夏历史上还没有纯种妖族加入过凯旋军团的先例。
                
            



            
            
                而龙玦则是点了点头。
                
            



            
            
                苟启的背景资料他查过,没什么问题,而且其出身悲惨,鬣狗一族都被山海联盟灭了,其不是一般的恨妖族。