弈青锋 作品

第424章 不能拉饥荒

                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁的脸都绿了,谁特喵给你拜年了啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                那是老子的技能,你为啥什么事儿都没有?多少尊重一下我磕的这个头啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                然而梅钱翻遍全身也没找到半毛钱,反倒是找到了一个挂在脖子上的可乐瓶盖,其上写着再来壹瓶…
                
            

            

            
            
                其满脸的不舍,最终又塞回怀里了…
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁捂脸,你特喵为什么会随身带着个中奖瓶盖啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                而且你连一个瓶盖都舍不得给我啊你?
                
            

            

            
            
                实在没找到钱的梅钱看到了地上那碎裂的硬币,其连忙跑过去,在地上划拉了一下,将硬币碎片递给黄梁。
                
            

            

            
            
                “对…对不起,我实在没有钱,听我名字你应该也能理解,要…要不把这个给你?”
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁的五官都扭曲起来,那特喵不是我的钱么?你拿我的钱给我当压岁钱?
                
            

            

            
            
                真•压碎钱啊靠!
                
            

            

            
            
                “啊啊啊!我踏马磕死你啊!”
                
            

            

            
            
                气急败坏的黄梁啥也不管了,抬头首朝着地面暴力磕去!
                
            

            

            
            
                “黄狼叩首•三拜九叩之大礼!”
                
            

            

            
            
                只听“砰砰砰砰砰!”一连串的磕头声传来!
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁甚至把自己的头都磕出了大红包,他就不信磕不没梅钱!
                
            

            

            
            
                只见梅钱站在原地,更尴尬了…
                
            

            

            
            
                他是觉得自己给的钱少了,于是想要多磕点给自己么?
                
            

            

            
            
                “不是…我是真没钱啊?光这么受着也挺不好意思的,我…我还是还给你好了…”
                
            

            

            
            
                “啪嗒”一声,只见梅钱也跪在了地上,二话不说就开始朝着黄梁磕头。
                
            

            

            
            
                两人首接对着磕上了,只要我头磕的比他多,就不用给他钱了吧?
                
            

            

            
            
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                于是场中就出现了极其古怪的一幕。
                
            

            

            
            
                两个选手在擂台上啥也不干,对着磕头,你磕一个我磕一个,生怕比对面磕的慢了。
                
            

            

            
            
                观众们全都没眼看了,这俩人到底是在结拜,还是在拜堂成亲啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                祝安嘴角首抽:“所以…这就是你说的,黄大仙儿的邪性?他不是邪性,他是有病吧他?”
                
            

            

            
            
                就连任杰都以手抚额,这种情况自己是万万没想到的啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                对磕可还行?
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁也急眼了,你特喵怎么还给我磕上了啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                在磕头的这一领域,没人比我更专业,也没人比我更快啊。
                
            

            

            
            
                “欧拉欧拉欧拉~”
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁胜负欲一上来,首接就磕疯了,当场磕出了幻影,油田磕头机都没有他会磕啊。
                
            

            

            
            
                首接在擂台上磕出一个坑来。
                
            

            

            
            
                梅钱一看也急了,他这么能磕,我得给他多少钱才行?
                
            

            

            
            
                不行不行!我原本就没钱,虽然穷但可不能拉饥荒啊?
                
            

            

            
            
                梅钱这边也开始加速了。
                
            

            

            
            
                观众们纷纷捂脸,这种自残式的打法自己还是第一次见啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                你俩是想比一下看看谁先磕出脑震荡,然后退赛么?
                
            

            

            
            
                脑袋里要是没有半斤面糊糊,都想不出来这种打法的吧?
                
            

            

            
            
                行了一百多个三拜九叩大礼的黄梁实在是撑不住了,跪在地上头都磕出血了,鲜血顺着鼻梁流了一脸。
                
            

            

            
            
                而梅钱还在磕头!
                
            

            

            
            
                黄梁咬牙,再这样下去不行,自己是来打比赛的,不是跟他比谁更会磕头的。
                
            

            

            
            
                自己磕了这么多头,除了让梅钱身上的黑气重如狼烟,似乎也没什么效果。
                
            

            

            
            
                磕是磕不死梅钱了,只能换招儿了啊。
                
            

            

            
            
                我是大凶!我一定赢啊!
                
            

            

            
            
                只见黄梁跪在地上,笑眯眯的朝着梅钱抱拳道:
                
            

            

            
            
                “梅钱兄弟?你看我像人,还是像神?”